Single Man!

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by Shell Script (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2013 8:23:21

Yes, at sixteen, I am posting to this board. I am indeed single, and looking! Looking very hard, in fact. If your on here, and your around the teenage eary twenties, hit me up!

Post 2 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2013 6:16:36

No offense, but if you'd allow me to give you just a couple pointers:
The phrase, looking very, very hard, makes you look very, very desperate. No one wants to date someone desperate. Also, the best kind of relationship is the kind that falls into your lap almost unexpectedly. Keep your eye out, but stop desperately seeking someone. You've got plenty of years to experience the types of relationships you want to be in throughout your life. You'll see. Just take it easy, man

Post 3 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2013 13:50:13

I just giggled sorry, I agree with the poster above about this. If you come on to strong not many of us "teens" will just look away snickering. Its kind of what I did, but instead I decided since I have spoken to you, I won't be to harsh. Anyways, good luck.

Post 4 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2013 21:19:04

Well, I don't know. Maybe saying what she wants will bring out the ones that want too. I get tired of women at dating age pretending and saying around the bush things, when they really want to find someone.
Say what you want, stick to it, and be serious. Nothing wrong with that.

Post 5 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Friday, 18-Jan-2013 0:54:53

She wayne? I think bassplayer is a young boy?

Post 6 by Shell Script (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 18-Jan-2013 8:43:38

Hehe, desperation is not my thing. I just meant that I have been at it for about five years now, no desperations whatsoever.

Post 7 by Shell Script (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 18-Jan-2013 8:45:24

Yes, Jeodici, a year younger than you.

Post 8 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Friday, 18-Jan-2013 19:18:13

Jodeci, it is. Yes I do think you told me or something like that. Either way five years, good luck.

Post 9 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 18-Jan-2013 22:24:11

Well, then I can't say. Thought he was a she. Didn't bother to read the profile, just assumed by the handle.
Maybe girls don't like to be told "I want you." Or "I'm looking to hook up, so lets talk?"
Me, I like a girl/woman that states the case. Smile.

Post 10 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 1:27:02

five years.. and you're what again? Sixteen? so you've been looking for a partner since you were...eleven? Come on, kid, give yourself a break. lol

Post 11 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 1:28:40

for the record, call me snarky if you like, but i don't believe that sixteen years on this earth constitutes a real man. in somecases, certainly. Not in most though. Just my two cents.

Post 12 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 14:06:24

I agree with the last poster. I confess the title "Single Man" was why I assumed the poster was femaile. My appologies.
The reason for that assumption was most girls at 15 16 are looking for men.
They will normally look for "men" age 18 and up about 10 years.
Not saying 18, or over makes you a man either, but most males mature in that age range.
Guess I should read profiles, but I wasn't looking just reading, so.

Post 13 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 19:59:03

Blah, boring pointless topic. Lol

Post 14 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 20:23:40

Not for the OP. lol

Post 15 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 23:14:03

The funny thing though is Wayne is right.

Post 16 by Shell Script (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2013 9:51:14

Fair point.

Post 17 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2013 0:06:56

which one?

Post 18 by Freedomlocks (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2013 3:14:11

I'm single... but my girlfriends not.
my bro said that thought I'd share lol

Post 19 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Friday, 29-Mar-2013 18:12:03

Bleh, I can't give the kid hell but only because we have all been in the same boat. Some simpley seek commitment more than others. As to right away: while I agree that 99% of teen relationships do not last there's nothing wrong with trying or having crushes. I know a couple his age that have known each other for ages, and are both quite mature individuals. In any case, if you wantto get a little some some tell us about yourself?

Post 20 by gizmobear (move over school!) on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2013 10:12:06

ya see folks. this is why the welfare lines are so backed up. this is why i cantget acost of life increase. this is why medicare and medicade are on the choppingblock. this is why we cant build a real high fence to stop illegal aliens from crossing the border and stealing out jobs! when will you zoners realize that being sighted is not all that?this is the vent away bboard? where the fuck iz i?hello.......?

Post 21 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2013 12:26:00

Am I supposed to blame gays and abortions for it all, or just the cat. I think I choose the cat. Bad cat!

Post 22 by gizmobear (move over school!) on Saturday, 13-Apr-2013 8:33:12

bad cat indeed! damn putty kat